WANKERS AND WITCHES AND PALIN...OH MY!

If you're know by the enemies you make and the friends you keep then Christine O'Donnell's looking better all the time.

So let's see - who would I rather be associated with? A former governor, a mother, a wife and proven political power or some pathetic guy reading porno and seeing if he can score with himself? Or perhaps someone so misguided that they worship creation instead of the creator?

And what the hell is the "pagan vote"?

Then there's the angry masturbators, stumbling around blindly, shaking their hairy fists in rage. Not a pretty picture.

“A couple of my local politician friends say she’s losing the Wiccan vote,” said Dominguez. “Well, I said she never had the pagan vote for the most part to begin with.”
The Daily Beast

"Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, "O'Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation," the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks."
Huffington post

"Please support Christine O'Donnell in Delaware," Palin wrote to her supporters on Facebook. "She will support efforts for America's energy security, patient-centered health care reform, cutting government waste and letting the private sector thrive and prosper!"
Washington Post