OBAMA WINS NOBEL PRIZE-LORD HELP US

Contrary to what the story says Obama's diplomacy is founded in the concept that he is right and we should get with the program. He believes that the force of his superior intellect, glimmering personality and just plain good looks should inspire the common man to realize that we are just not capable of understanding as only he (should I capitalize he?) can the path of true happiness.

Can you here the giant smooching sound as the world cozies up to the self styled messiahs ass?

"President Barack Obama on Friday won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples," the Norwegian Nobel Committee said.


"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," the committee said. "His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."

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